February 2012
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movieswithmolly asked: be my valentine?
Me on Valentine’s Day: (●⌒∇⌒●)
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Everyone Else: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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Save a table, get a date.
Professor: "You are allowed a cheat sheet on your test."
*Day of test*
Prof: "What is this?"
Me: "A month's worth of your notes condensed into one page, plus the grading scale of this test, inspirational quotes, and a picture of a kitten riding a dinosaur."
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Colby: You're so nice, I bet you couldn't even kill a spider.
Molly: I've killed a black widow before.
Colby: Just because she lost her husband doesn't mean she had nothing to live for!
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Hakuna Matata
“What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata, ain’t no passing craze! It means no worries, for the rest of your days! It’s our problem free, philosophy, Hakuna Matata.”
Hakuna Matata is actually Swahili for “There are no problems”. However, “Hakuna Matata” is most widely spoken in Kenya. Coincidentally, the crew that traveled to Africa traveled to Kenya,...
January 2012
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I hate math
I hate webwork
I hate the word “incorrect”
I hate the color red
I hate not understanding something that seems so simple
I hate pouring myself for over an hour into a problem, trying various things, to just get the wrong answer. I’m so tired but every time I lay down I can’t even sleep because I have a 43% on my homework … homework should not be this...
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Games That Need to be Made:
1. A Pokemon RPG that plays the same as the handheld games, but has the graphics/capabilities of a Wii (or future gen console) that allows you to traverse the entirety of the known world (and maybe add another region to start you off in), and allows you to form parties with other players in a MMORPG setting (that maybe has a different storyline than offline play, to keep things interesting). Also,...
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Me (last night): And in the morning, I'm making muffins and eggs!
Girlfriend: So, muffins?
Me: Who do you think you are, Derpy Hooves?
Girlfriend: What?
Um, okay?
Watchzell-dincht:
scarsofhonor:
angriestboy:
And now, with kids shows, we’re afraid to touch on subjects like death, divorce, and homosexuality, lest the parents phone up and throw a bitchfit. Television was educational not in that it taught us how to count by twos or what the word indigenous meant, but in the way it taught us life lessons in a way we were able to see, understand, reference and...
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Derpy is canon.
n0ty0uraveragel0ser:
I can die now.
Derpy is best mail-carrying muffin-loving lighting-stomping pony.
“No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are...”
– Robert Southey (via kunstlerroman)
Screams, Rants and other Poetic Devices.: The... →
steviemcfly:
The full faith and credit clause says that all states must recognize public acts conducted in any state. Many Supreme Court precedents, including Loving v. Virginia (which legalized interracial marriage in all fifty states), place marriage as one of those acts (as well as…
… but the Federal Government isn’t responsible for marriage. States are. So while yes, by...
Finally getting a chance to go to the bathroom...
totally-relatable:
